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Taking Candy From a Baby

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I have been bouncing this idea around for the last year or so and given the depravity that comes with catering to the lowest common denominator of our society, I am fairly certain that if I had the know-how (like proficiency in coding and Flash Animation), I could make buckets of money if I were ever to develop this app. I picture a side-scrolling game where the player assumes control of a character that must navigate a path laden with lurking enemies.  These enemies are not goblins, trolls, soldiers from an opposing army or anything of that sort.  The enemy the player would face are BABIES.  Each baby, once defeated, would explode in a shower of confectionery treats like lollipops, candy canes, or hard candies.  These treats are then collected and can be spent on Power-Ups like armor (from medieval to futuristic “Iron Man” suits) or weapons ranging from Giant Mallets and Rubber Band Guns to Smart Bombs. As each level of the game is completed, the Enemy Bab...

It's What's for Dinner

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I went through a phase a couple years ago where I thought that these would make hilarious window decals. I still think that I'm right.