Non-Gaming Stories

  5 y/o son: "Knock knock." Me: "Who's there?" 5 y/o son : "Larry." Me: "Larry, who?" 5 y/o son : "Larry who goes to the potato store and buys a potato!" (Mad cackling) - - - - 5 y/o son : "Knock knock." Me: "Who's there?" 5 y/o son : "Chicken." Me: "Chicken, who?" 5 y/o son : "Chicken who goes to the potato store and buys a potato!" (More cackling)

Got pizza with my wife and sons yesterday. The youngest boy is really into sharks...Baby Shark, Mommy Shark, Daddy Shark, SharkDog, Shark Truck, Clark the Shark, sharks that look real, just sharks... and dinosaurs. So, there we are eating pizza and he has his slice and he's trying to feed it to one of his Shark's and saying (in toddler-speak) Pizza Shark. I have decided that somewhere in the multiverse, Pizza Shark is a chain of stores with a chef hat-wearing cartoon shark, probably with a pencil thin mustache as their mascot. (image based on a picture from Clark the Shark and the Big Book Report)