The Rule of Three (as Applied to Pickles)
Things always happen in threes… Celebrities always die in threes… A-B-C, 1-2-3… Peter, Paul, and Mary… The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost… Stop, Drop, and Roll… 3, 5, and 10 (see what I did there?) are psychologically satisfying numbers. If something doesn’t come in one of those increments, it messes with our heads and while some may argue to include the Number 4 in that list, Chicken McNuggets and the Beatles are not enough to establish a precedent – at least not for me. I have a theory that this psychological need extends to the food we eat. Take for example, the Cheeseburger. Available from any number of fast food eateries, it has become ubiquitous with American culture. They come with a variety of toppings, a wide assortment of breads, cheeses, and different blends of meat. But let’s say, just for a moment, that you don’t want all of those toppings. Let’s say that all you want on your burger is pickles. You plunk down your $3.19, pull up to