The Fisher-Price Corn Popper
After years of having this in our house, we are finally getting rid of this thing... Got a friend you secretly hate? That friend got kids? Little ones? Like toddler-aged or younger? Then have I got a deal for you! The Fisher-Price Corn Popper! Babies love it! It drives adults to the brink of sanity and leaves them staring into the abyss beyond. Features include: • "A delightful popping sound" • Endless Entertainment for Children • Operates without Batteries, Mercy, or Remorse! Watch as your friend's toddler gleefully laps the living room for the 437th consecutive time while the unmistakable POP-POP-POP-POP-POP echoes through every room of the house.