Non-Gaming Stories

Got pizza with my wife and sons yesterday. The youngest boy is really into sharks...Baby Shark, Mommy Shark, Daddy Shark, SharkDog, Shark Truck, Clark the Shark, sharks that look real, just sharks... and dinosaurs. So, there we are eating pizza and he has his slice and he's trying to feed it to one of his Shark's and saying (in toddler-speak) Pizza Shark. I have decided that somewhere in the multiverse, Pizza Shark is a chain of stores with a chef hat-wearing cartoon shark, probably with a pencil thin mustache as their mascot. (image based on a picture from Clark the Shark and the Big Book Report)  

Baby Fight Club Doctor comes in with med student to examine our newborn... Doc (to student), "You will see that there is some bruising around the top of his head." Me (silently to myself), "Baby Fight Club will do that to you..." Post-Partum Pizza Thoughts Me last night - looking to warm up some leftover pizza at the hospital... "It would be nice if they had microwaves in the room...." Also me last night - "They can't do that because they are afraid some postpartum mothers might try to microwave their babies..." Also Also me last night - "𝘑𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘴 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵! How did I come up with 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏? 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙒𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙚?" Naming Guidelines So the hospital gave us a sheet of "rules" to use while naming The Child. 1. Numbers are fine as long as they are spelled out...i.e., we could name the baby 'Twelve' but not '12' and not Tr1stan. 2. No symbols or emojis so ...