I Brake for Geese
Two Mondays ago, my son started his Driver's Education classes. It's all online with Zoom meetings for 3 hours each day Monday through Friday. The topics covered seem to be fairly standard, what you would expect for classroom activities related to the topic but, apparently, there was a special focus on the "Modern Roundabout".
And said we have one in town.
Let me assure you, we do not.
The closest Modern Roundabout is 19 miles more-or-less south of here at the Iron Man Memorial (no, not that Iron Man) in Chisholm.
So, my wife, my sons and daughter, and I all loaded up in the Jeep and went on a little field trip. We drove several laps through the Modern Roundabout and, armed with the knowledge provided in my son's Driver's Education class, gained a new appreciation for this unsung Traffic Control Hero.
But that is not what I came here to write about today. After our excursion, we decided to take a detour through downtown Chisholm before returning home. Downtown Chisholm is only a few blocks long and within less than a minute, we were on our way.
As headed back out to the main highway, we spied two things. The first was a large-ish flock of geese on both the left and right-hand shoulders of the road. The other was a side-by-side being driven by what I might uncharitably call a pair of rednecks. They were closing in on the road, driving a route that looked to be perpendicular to our own, and seemed to be accelerating to cross the road ahead of us so I was paying pretty close attention to them. What I was not paying attention to was the left-hand flock of geese that were spooked into stampeding onto the road by the approaching side-by-side.
As fowl flooded into the street, I turned my focus back to the myriad feathered obstacles that were now presenting themselves for the slaughter. I was forced to hit the brakes pretty hard to keep from running down the long-necked honkers, which I am half-certain left behind a blackened trail of rubber on the asphalt. Collective gasps and shouted expletives filled the vehicle cabin as we screeched to a halt, allowing the two flocks to merge into one as we narrowly avoided a disastrous collision.
But that is not what I came here to write about today. After our excursion, we decided to take a detour through downtown Chisholm before returning home. Downtown Chisholm is only a few blocks long and within less than a minute, we were on our way.
As headed back out to the main highway, we spied two things. The first was a large-ish flock of geese on both the left and right-hand shoulders of the road. The other was a side-by-side being driven by what I might uncharitably call a pair of rednecks. They were closing in on the road, driving a route that looked to be perpendicular to our own, and seemed to be accelerating to cross the road ahead of us so I was paying pretty close attention to them. What I was not paying attention to was the left-hand flock of geese that were spooked into stampeding onto the road by the approaching side-by-side.
As fowl flooded into the street, I turned my focus back to the myriad feathered obstacles that were now presenting themselves for the slaughter. I was forced to hit the brakes pretty hard to keep from running down the long-necked honkers, which I am half-certain left behind a blackened trail of rubber on the asphalt. Collective gasps and shouted expletives filled the vehicle cabin as we screeched to a halt, allowing the two flocks to merge into one as we narrowly avoided a disastrous collision.
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