Knock knock Jokes from a Five-year Old

 5 y/o son: "Knock knock."

Me: "Who's there?"

5 y/o son: "Larry."

Me: "Larry, who?"

5 y/o son: "Larry who goes to the potato store and buys a potato!" (Mad cackling)
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5 y/o son: "Knock knock."

Me: "Who's there?"

5 y/o son: "Chicken."

Me: "Chicken, who?"

5 y/o son: "Chicken who goes to the potato store and buys a potato!" (More cackling)



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