The Fisher-Price Corn Popper

After years of having this in our house, we are finally getting rid of this thing...


Got a friend you secretly hate?
That friend got kids?
Little ones?
Like toddler-aged or younger?

Then have I got a deal for you!

The Fisher-Price Corn Popper!

Babies love it!

It drives adults to the brink of sanity and leaves them staring into the abyss beyond.

Features include:
• "A delightful popping sound"
• Endless Entertainment for Children
• Operates without Batteries, Mercy, or Remorse!

Watch as your friend's toddler gleefully laps the living room for the 437th consecutive time while the unmistakable POP-POP-POP-POP-POP echoes through every room of the house.

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